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APPLE ORCHARDS AND TORN DREAMS [OPEN]
Who: Open Log (All)
Where: Around the city (one prompt at the Green Valley school
Summary: Welcome Ceremonies, Dreams, Stirring a shadow hornet's nest. No big deal.
Warnings: N/A

As September begins, the apple orchards of Greenfield Valley school are bursting with thousands of apples of various flavors and colors. There's even an experimental breed that's blue!
Those who have been attending the school know that this means a few important things. The first (and most important of course) is that it means that fall vacation is coming in just a few weeks (despite school having started just a few weeks ago), the second is that the school's menu is going to have a high number of apple-themed dishes until winter, and finally, the opening ceremonies.
The opening ceremonies are - well - one would consider them mostly boring for typical schools. And truth be told, Green Valley is not an exception. A single camera posed at the school's main gymnasium, a large podium in the center. For those who can't be physically there, the school's televisions all synchronized to a live broadcast as does the audio feeds. You can't quite escape it. Yet most people don't - after all it's one of the rare times of the year where the principal appears to wish students good fortune.
The person who stands in the front, Ms Michelle Andersen, is the very definition of an ice queen. Her face is perhaps locked forever into an emotionless stare. Bright blonde hair with blue eyes, both contract to her orange and black outfit.
Behind her, three men, the vice principals, who tend to play the good cops to her bad cop routine and insist that most students call them by their first names unless something really bad has happened; Norman (the most average man on campus that no one would know who he was if it wasn't for his name tag), Jeremy (the tallest staff member standing at over 195cm, thin, a bit of a lisp but he always means well), and Felix (possibly the hairiest man on campus as far as the rumors go, muscular, and a black beard that matches his scowling face when he isn't laughing - which is usually all the time. In fact, he's holding back himself from doing so when Ms. Andersen speaks.)
The presentation is short, as the Principal wishes all the students a great year, gives a bit of data on the number of students (they are up 300 new students from last year), the number of important guests that have passed, then as quickly as she was there, she leaves, explaining that there are additional meetings and events she will explain in greatest detail in the upcoming months.
Afterwards the students are treated to the vice principals singing a welcome song (it goes as well as one would expect it to go), telling the students that they are free to pick as many apples as they want as long as they all get eaten, but everyone is limited to two of the new apples and report to the hospital wards if any of them feel anything unusual after eating them. Just in case.
When the ceremonies are done, students and staff can return to their day...although some of the staff can be heard commenting that the Principal seemed even more...cold this year. Of course asking them for details would just cause them to shoo anyone away and pretend they didn't say anything.
[OOC: Players are welcome to speak to themselves or go have some apples. It's a general school mingling prompt! Additionally, it will be possible to email the vice principals during that week should the characters want to talk with them or ask school questions. Typical school stuff.]

(Awakened prompt, Monday 4th, day and night.)
"Alright Lambs, time to get to work."
Luci's voice echoed in their phone, laughing. Was he doing a peace sign?
"There's only a few but they'll be useful. I want you to find them and see what you can do. Who knows! Maybe you might be better at this than me, although I doubt it heh heh heh…Now remember what I said! You have to get them to fall asleep...but there's no real rules for that!"
For the Awakened, the symbols above the Unawakeneds’ heads will be as clear as day - Luci will even go so far as play little musical tunes when the characters are close by or distract them using electronics. "Come on! Stop wasting time and do something!"
For the Unawakened who have a relative, it will be somewhat easy. It is the others that will be a pain. Maybe that's why Luci asked for help. Or maybe he just wanted to see his 'lambs' struggle. "Get them to bed! It's not that hard! If you have trouble, just show them the program I've put into your phone and toaster! Or knock them with your toaster first if you want, I don't care! Just go in teams when you go after them, got it?"
It's obvious that 'sleeping' as far as Luci is concerned, is when someone is unconscious - he seems to almost want someone to knock an Unawakened out and then drag him into a room and let themselves go to sleep.
Once the task is done, and the place is secure, the characters will have to do the same. While the hypnotic wheel from the program is the easiest way, there's no hard rule about knocking oneself out either.
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Once the characters get inside, they'll be in the person's mind and dreams. Eddan's memories are predominant, and the unawakened will be standing there wandering around. It will be up to the Awakened to peel back the fabric of reality, much like curtains and show them the true memories of their past...
But beware. Shadows lurk here, and transforming will be necessarily. And if a character dies in someone else's dream...they might never wake up. So be careful...
The main mission is to showcase the person a few memories. Give them an idea that something might be amiss...it can be a little or a lot. Just be careful that the more memories, the stronger the shadows become... When both are done and awaken, ten minutes will have passed. Perhaps it will be time for question afterwards.
[OOC:The Unawakened characters need to be isolated for the program to run, and so do the players, so half the 'fun' will be setting up the traps so that the characters will be alone.
Awakened might decide to have someone stand on guard while the others go to sleep with the Unawakened, or just all stupidly go together, or find an area where they won't be disturbed - everything is up to you.
The dreamscape can be anything the Unawakened desires! It could be good memories of their time in Eddan or bad memories, a mixture of both, or just silly dreams. Whatever it is, the Awakened will need to 'peel' those memories away - for example showing them that their mother was someone else in their other life, or even directing the person to a mirror so that they can see their true selves. But for each memory - both good or bad, shadows will start to attack both the Unawakened and Awakened. Be careful and let the mods know if a mission goes REALLY bad.]
Where: Around the city (one prompt at the Green Valley school
Summary: Welcome Ceremonies, Dreams, Stirring a shadow hornet's nest. No big deal.
Warnings: N/A
"Are you ready my black lambs? Let's get to work..."
Apple Picking (General Prompt)

As September begins, the apple orchards of Greenfield Valley school are bursting with thousands of apples of various flavors and colors. There's even an experimental breed that's blue!
Those who have been attending the school know that this means a few important things. The first (and most important of course) is that it means that fall vacation is coming in just a few weeks (despite school having started just a few weeks ago), the second is that the school's menu is going to have a high number of apple-themed dishes until winter, and finally, the opening ceremonies.
The opening ceremonies are - well - one would consider them mostly boring for typical schools. And truth be told, Green Valley is not an exception. A single camera posed at the school's main gymnasium, a large podium in the center. For those who can't be physically there, the school's televisions all synchronized to a live broadcast as does the audio feeds. You can't quite escape it. Yet most people don't - after all it's one of the rare times of the year where the principal appears to wish students good fortune.
The person who stands in the front, Ms Michelle Andersen, is the very definition of an ice queen. Her face is perhaps locked forever into an emotionless stare. Bright blonde hair with blue eyes, both contract to her orange and black outfit.
Behind her, three men, the vice principals, who tend to play the good cops to her bad cop routine and insist that most students call them by their first names unless something really bad has happened; Norman (the most average man on campus that no one would know who he was if it wasn't for his name tag), Jeremy (the tallest staff member standing at over 195cm, thin, a bit of a lisp but he always means well), and Felix (possibly the hairiest man on campus as far as the rumors go, muscular, and a black beard that matches his scowling face when he isn't laughing - which is usually all the time. In fact, he's holding back himself from doing so when Ms. Andersen speaks.)
The presentation is short, as the Principal wishes all the students a great year, gives a bit of data on the number of students (they are up 300 new students from last year), the number of important guests that have passed, then as quickly as she was there, she leaves, explaining that there are additional meetings and events she will explain in greatest detail in the upcoming months.
Afterwards the students are treated to the vice principals singing a welcome song (it goes as well as one would expect it to go), telling the students that they are free to pick as many apples as they want as long as they all get eaten, but everyone is limited to two of the new apples and report to the hospital wards if any of them feel anything unusual after eating them. Just in case.
When the ceremonies are done, students and staff can return to their day...although some of the staff can be heard commenting that the Principal seemed even more...cold this year. Of course asking them for details would just cause them to shoo anyone away and pretend they didn't say anything.
[OOC: Players are welcome to speak to themselves or go have some apples. It's a general school mingling prompt! Additionally, it will be possible to email the vice principals during that week should the characters want to talk with them or ask school questions. Typical school stuff.]
Sound the Rebellion
(Special Prompt for the Unawakened, Monday the 4th)
The school's opening ceremonies aside, the Unawakened’s Monday was rather...strange. The night was plagued with restlessness as they heard the voice of someone laughing. Waking up feeling 'odd', although that differed between all of then - some would feel sick, others have a headache, or some just deciding that wearing a piece of clothing they haven't wanted to worn would look great right now. Perhaps they got a few comments from their relatives about how strange they were acting that day, or a worried glance if they felt sick. It might get dismissed with a wave of a hand.
After all, how can you explain that when they sometimes look upwards, they hear the sound of a child laughing and briefly see a symbol above their heads? Or that this somehow feels...fine?
Maybe in their new state of mind, they might not even notice the people that keep following them around...
The school's opening ceremonies aside, the Unawakened’s Monday was rather...strange. The night was plagued with restlessness as they heard the voice of someone laughing. Waking up feeling 'odd', although that differed between all of then - some would feel sick, others have a headache, or some just deciding that wearing a piece of clothing they haven't wanted to worn would look great right now. Perhaps they got a few comments from their relatives about how strange they were acting that day, or a worried glance if they felt sick. It might get dismissed with a wave of a hand.
After all, how can you explain that when they sometimes look upwards, they hear the sound of a child laughing and briefly see a symbol above their heads? Or that this somehow feels...fine?
Maybe in their new state of mind, they might not even notice the people that keep following them around...
Better than a GPS

(Awakened prompt, Monday 4th, day and night.)
"Alright Lambs, time to get to work."
Luci's voice echoed in their phone, laughing. Was he doing a peace sign?
"There's only a few but they'll be useful. I want you to find them and see what you can do. Who knows! Maybe you might be better at this than me, although I doubt it heh heh heh…Now remember what I said! You have to get them to fall asleep...but there's no real rules for that!"
For the Awakened, the symbols above the Unawakeneds’ heads will be as clear as day - Luci will even go so far as play little musical tunes when the characters are close by or distract them using electronics. "Come on! Stop wasting time and do something!"
For the Unawakened who have a relative, it will be somewhat easy. It is the others that will be a pain. Maybe that's why Luci asked for help. Or maybe he just wanted to see his 'lambs' struggle. "Get them to bed! It's not that hard! If you have trouble, just show them the program I've put into your phone and toaster! Or knock them with your toaster first if you want, I don't care! Just go in teams when you go after them, got it?"
It's obvious that 'sleeping' as far as Luci is concerned, is when someone is unconscious - he seems to almost want someone to knock an Unawakened out and then drag him into a room and let themselves go to sleep.
Once the task is done, and the place is secure, the characters will have to do the same. While the hypnotic wheel from the program is the easiest way, there's no hard rule about knocking oneself out either.
MINDJACK
Once the characters get inside, they'll be in the person's mind and dreams. Eddan's memories are predominant, and the unawakened will be standing there wandering around. It will be up to the Awakened to peel back the fabric of reality, much like curtains and show them the true memories of their past...
But beware. Shadows lurk here, and transforming will be necessarily. And if a character dies in someone else's dream...they might never wake up. So be careful...
The main mission is to showcase the person a few memories. Give them an idea that something might be amiss...it can be a little or a lot. Just be careful that the more memories, the stronger the shadows become... When both are done and awaken, ten minutes will have passed. Perhaps it will be time for question afterwards.
[OOC:The Unawakened characters need to be isolated for the program to run, and so do the players, so half the 'fun' will be setting up the traps so that the characters will be alone.
Awakened might decide to have someone stand on guard while the others go to sleep with the Unawakened, or just all stupidly go together, or find an area where they won't be disturbed - everything is up to you.
The dreamscape can be anything the Unawakened desires! It could be good memories of their time in Eddan or bad memories, a mixture of both, or just silly dreams. Whatever it is, the Awakened will need to 'peel' those memories away - for example showing them that their mother was someone else in their other life, or even directing the person to a mirror so that they can see their true selves. But for each memory - both good or bad, shadows will start to attack both the Unawakened and Awakened. Be careful and let the mods know if a mission goes REALLY bad.]
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there's something rising up in his chest other than contentment, but he can't quite place it. maybe if he were more sober - or maybe if he were more open with his own desires at any point in time. whatever the strange feeling was, he knew for certain that he didn't want to relinquish it.
it's why he cants his head to the side to catch Kit as he was pulling back, lips nearly pressed against his own. they brush occasionally when he speaks, voice low and filled with that familiar overconfidence.]
What do I get when I win?
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...what he needed was a little fresh air to clear his head. His moments of clarity and inhibition were becoming few and far between.
But what he wanted was a kiss.]
What do you want if you win?
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what did he want? more of this. without really thinking his knees press around Kit's sides, pulling him across those final few inches separating them. carefully, to keep from disturbing the feeling of his hair being caressed, he rests his forehead against the other boy's.]
A little closer...
[was that his answer or a request? it was likely that even Vincent himself didn't know. but the only significant part of the two that hadn't come together was their mouths, which continues to tickle and tantalize Kit.
finish what he started, his eyes dare him. take what he wanted or resign himself to a lifetime of this torture.]
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[For a few moments it seemed as though Kit might obey. He could scarcely tear his eyes away from Vincent's, especially when they were arguably the only thing in the whole room worth his undivided attention. His breath quickened the closer their mouths got, lips parting in anticipation every time they brushed, and it was torture, the sort he was torn between wanting more of and wanting nothing to do with.
In the end, however, Kit couldn't bring himself to act on that impulse, not even with a head full of alcohol. What he wanted was dragged down somewhere deep and buried inside, leaving him physically exhausted and outwardly discontent.
He didn't pull away from Vincent or fight the way the other boy's knees caged him, however. He opted instead to turn his head away and to press his face into the curve of Vincent's neck, as if that space were some sort of fiery sanctuary from all of this.]
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instead he takes his revenge in what is ultimately a much more devious manner. Vincent rests his own head against the other boy's soft hair, taking a few moments to breath in that heady scent before moving to take his earlobe carefully between his teeth.
he doesn't bite down very hard. just enough to make his presence known, and to occasionally roll it to and fro. no reason.]
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It was a sound he instantly stifled against the base of Vincent's throat.
Probably, if moments like these came with their own sound effects, a siren would be blaring for them right now. This was dangerous. Sweet, but in no way healthy.]
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he should be stopping, not tilting his head so that Kit's hand pulled even more pleasantly against his hair. certainly not relishing in the vibrations of the other boy's masked sounds of delight against his bare skin. he was on fire, of that there could be no doubt.
continuing would be a poor idea, but those seemed to be the building blocks of his life. determined to hear that sound again, to see how high he could make that hand jump, Vincent gently relinquishes his hold on the other teen's earlobe, allowing his teeth to slide tantalizingly down until the skin was free. he turns his lips instead to pressing open-mouthed kisses along Kit's exposed neck; occasionally he drunkenly misjudges his force and nips a little, but that could only add to the experience.]
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The way he squirmed at his touch...used his teeth...
It was that very thing that rendered Kit so weak, his own mouth trailing upwards towards Vincent's ear with every nip, along his jaw at every heavy breath that floated across his skin, and nearer to his mouth with every sigh. He knew what he wanted. Was hunting for it, and with a tug of that hair he tilted the other boy's head back so that kiss could finally be all his.
...and it would have been if it weren't for the sudden knock at the door.
Kit nearly jumped at the sound, his head whipping around and preventing any kind of liplock from taking place. And when the knocking persisted, he muttered something like "not now" under his breath before deciding he'd need to see who it was. Awkwardly, he rose to his feet with both hands blindly feeling over Vincent's thigh and front for support. Standing was much more difficult than kneeling had been...]
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thankfully he has just enough good sense left to hold still and act as a brace for Kit before making any sort of attempt to stand up himself. although his voice is barely a mumble, the stormy look in his eyes makes the words clear even if they render themselves inaudible.]
I'll kill them.
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It was something else, too. Something Kit didn't dare think about. But if he had, he might have found his mind dwelling on the fact that he never would have anticipated the violent spark between them could be something more.
With a gentle pat to Vincent's cheek, Kit carefully maneuvered his way around the living room furniture and towards the front door. Opening it revealed a small cluster of people, one of whom owned a particularly loud and enthusiastic voice. Thrusting a paper flyer at Kit and shouting something about a 'quad-becue' to celebrate school spirit, the miniature cheer team told him to come and invite his parents before they were off again.
Slowly shutting the door, Kit looked back at Vincent then and waggled the flyer between two fingers. It wasn't a bad idea. Or at least not the worst one he'd had. If nothing else, food would help absorb some of the alcohol out of their systems. And, more importantly, all of it was free.]
Still hungry?
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when look he casts at Kit over his proposition was perhaps the most baleful expression a human face could withstand before contorting itself out of existence. when he speaks, he can't keep the sulk out of his voice.]
Not for that.
[but clearly whatever had been happening just moments before was irrevocably finished. even in his inebriated state he could easily sense that there was no going back now.
even so...he was actually pretty hungry. Kit's fridge had produced a poor yield, liquor aside. the idea of vacuuming up a couple grills' worth of meat was more than a little tempting; despite his having already turned the invitation down, he begins slowly getting up off the couch.]
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I think we might have had too much to drink.
[It was the only explanation for any of what had just happened, or at least, it was the only one he would allow himself to consider. Even if, in his inebriated state, he still thought what they had nearly done was tempting, he knew better than to think too much of it. If they'd been sober, nothing of the sort would have happened. They'd sooner have wound up brawling one another again.
Amused by the thought, shoulders shaking with mirth, he made his way back towards the living area and towards Vincent, gently pushing the poster against his chest and then pushing the other boy back down onto the couch again.]
They know me...so I'll go and bring us something back. Can I trust you to wait here?
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[his brash mutter had its feet almost immediately cut out from under it as Vincent finds his wobbly stance completely decimated by a simple push. he hits the couch with an aggravated huff, staring up at Kit with all the petulance of a toddler denied ice cream after dinner. despite all this he seems perfectly content to hold onto the flyer all the same.]
You don't even know what I like.
[as if that really mattered. anyone who'd had even one meal with Vincent would know that he was willing to consume anything and everything in his path so long as it was vaguely edible.]
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As long as you can eat it, right?
[Implying that was the only standard Vincent had was mean...but it was also true.]
If that isn't good enough, you can always tell me what you like.
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Burgers. Sausages, if they have them. Baked potato. Corn if they don't fucking incinerate it. ...hot dogs are fine, too.
[another pause, and then:]
Pile everything they've got on them.
[so, basically, anything he can fit in his mouth.]
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[Chuckling to himself, Kit made his way back to his bedroom to change his shirt and grab his wallet, the long sleeves of his larger sweater better hiding the bandages on his hands. When he emerged again, he shot the other boy a teasing smile before proceeding towards the door to slip on his shoes.]
Let me see if I've got this right. Basically every form of barbecued meat and carbohydrates, but more condiments than anything else?
[...he was still bloody chuckling.]
What refined tastes.
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[he's seen the inside of your fridge, Kit. you have absolutely no room to be judging anyone for their culinary tastes.
to underscore what a hypocrite he was, Vincent finds enough energy within himself to send a pillow hurtling right towards the other boy's head. it's pretty impressive aim when you consider how inebriated he currently is.]
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[...pillow!
Kit didn't have time to react, looking up only as the fluffy object was an inch from his face — and then it struck with a merciless plushness. Tumbling over backwards and landing on his backside with a grunt, he stared down at the offending object as it fell into his lap. If he hadn't had those drinks he could have caught it without any problem. And still managed to finish putting on his shoes, too.]
This is a poor way to thank someone who is going out of his way to bring you barbecue.
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We both know you're only doing it to save the rest of your groceries.
[don't even pretend otherwise, Kit. neither of them are drunk enough to believe that.]
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Unless Vincent decided to clean him out in the time it took him to go down the barbecue and come back.
The thought caused Kit to sigh as he finished getting his shoes on and pushed himself back to his feet. The pillow was tossed back across the room so that it would land on Vincent's legs or abdomen, but if it bopped him in the face instead, Kit wouldn't complain.]
I won't be gone long.
[And with that he opened the door and slipped out into the bustling hallway...]
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whenever Kit returns, he'll find that his fears were partially warranted. at least two more vegetable cartons have suspiciously gone missing, and the second case of beer has magically moved itself from the fridge to the coffee table alongside its depleted brother. a single fresh can sits next to it, opened but otherwise untouched.
and there, on the couch, lies the explanation for it. between the liquor and their relentless battle earlier, retrieving the additional beer had proved too costly of an expenditure of energy for Vincent. he'd nodded off sometime between opening the can and his companion's arrival, chest rising and falling in the gentle doze of the intoxicated.
he couldn't be sleeping particularly deeply, not with half his body dangling awkwardly off the couch, but somehow he appeared comfortable enough. maybe he wasn't just boasting when he'd said he could sleep anywhere.]
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Taking a couple paper plates of food to the table, he didn't even notice Vincent asleep at first. It was the strange silence in the shared living area that tipped him off before anything else, the absence of his companion's snide and stabbing sense of humor. Upon closer inspection...he realized the other boy had actually passed out.
Kit thought to leave him like that, but seeing the other case of beer open on the table, he reconsidered. If he was sick, it would be better if he was propped up and not flat on his back. And so, after making his way around the armchair and into the living area, and after plucking up the pillow that had been thrown earlier, he wandered to Vincent's side and leaned down to help him into a more comfortable position. Lifting both of his feet onto the sofa and supporting Vincent's neck with one hand before sliding a pillow carefully behind his head with the other.]
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this was what Kit got for trying to make sure his ungrateful guest was vaguely comfortable and didn't potential die in a puddle of his own vomit.]
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Kit had half a mind to just dump Vincent off the couch and be done with it.
What was he, anyway? A human or some kind of savage koala???
Exhaling heavily, he worked to extricate his arm without disturbing Vincent's head too much, but with tugging out of the question, he was left to try and pry the other boy's fingers off of him one-by-one.]
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maybe Kit should steal that untouched beer on the table. it seems like he could certainly use it right now.]
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this is actually the dream log but i'm responding anyway so that mistake lives forever
it's. not a mistake. it's just time lines being smudged beyond recognition.
time is just one big lake, after all...
polluted by all our threads?
i think you mean made a tourist attraction
we should be charging admission if that's the case
i'm down with setting up a patreon whenever you are
💰 okay let's get us the monies 💰
yeyeyeye gonna be rich
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cw sexual...stuff??? idk their pants are on but so are their dicks
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uses whatever icon because
you're free now just smash that random icon button
alright fine here we go
rng off to a good start picking your most feminine icons
i'm just amazed it picked a yoko that wasn't bloody
that's for the dinner log
naturally
om nom nom
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we've smudged the timeline enough already, fuck it
<img src="https://emos.plurk.com/459ee9e126f38290eb8a3a5cb6aeb517_w20_h19.jpeg">
this is what happens when you leave me alone
can't complain it looks better than my above fail
nothing looks better than you
SHRIEKS!!??!?!?!
<3
</3 also cw for sexual content i guess
they're gonna try banging again but it's as sad as that broken heart
do they make an idiot's guide to being boyfriends book because they need it
wouldn't they have to admit they're dating first
hmm you raise a good point
this is exactly why they've gotten no help whatsoever
this is fine...probably...not...
it'll...work out???