Someone, somewhere withing the GVGC, could say this very persuasively and comfortingly.

"Well.... There are plants for people who suck at them."

Chikusa "Ciro Bonavida" Kakimoto is not one of them.

If nothing else, however, he continues on with the same bland and quiet voice as he used with the previous statement. "Anyway... If you learn more about plants and how to take care of them... You might learn where you're going wrong."