Great. This is... fantastic. He just holds his hands up in a calming gesture. "Yeah. I... look. I keep my stuff under control. I don't have any interest in causing too much trouble. It'd be bad for multiple reasons." And it might convince someone to take a closer look at his ID.

"I don't want to make extra work for you, you know. It's not like I enjoy it when I land in your office and the administrators get pissed off."